In Defense of Hockey

There are a lot of things that mystify me in this world. For example:

1) Highway drivers who maintain a speed of 40 mph in the left lane
2) Religious extremists who believe that committing mass murder will pave the way to heaven
3) Democrats who spend money that they don't have...and then keep spending
4) Just what exactly my wife sees in me

And then there's this: why is hockey so relatively unpopular in the United States?

Hockey is by far the most exciting sport to watch from start to finish; it is faster paced than any other game; features as much hitting (probably more) than football; has more suspenseful, edge-of-your-seat moments than any other game; and is the the epitome of a team sport.

And yet it is a distant fourth among the four major sports.

Compare hockey to:

• Football: Who doesn't love football? It has taken it's rightful place as our new national pastime (I hear Detroit may even get a team one day) but of the 60 minutes of game time, there is maybe 10 minutes of actual action. Each play lasts only a handful of seconds and after it is completed, the teams take a 30-45 second break.
  

• Basketball: Lots to like about basketball, but the structure of the game makes it way too easy for players to mail it in (see Wallace, Rasheed; 2010). And lets be honest, the NBA has become playground ball. 4 players stand around while the "star" either drives the lane (1 on 4) or takes a ridiculous shot from 20 feet away. More importantly, any contact is deemed a foul which severely impedes the flow of the game. On top of that, NBA officiating...well, it's really bad. And everyone knows it. With the possible exception of the guy that runs the league.

• Baseball: The best thing baseball has going for it is that it's played in warm weather. Oh, and 130 years of history. But mostly the weather.

The media will have you believe that hockey suffers because it is an expensive, niche sport played in cold weather climates. But hold on for a second...does it really matter if you as a fan actually played when you were younger? How many people played football growing up? And conversely, didn't everyone play soccer when they were a kid? Hell, only rich people play golf and that sport pulls in huge ratings on TV.

And as much as I would like to blame the media, I can't. ESPN aired hockey several nights per week for nearly 20 years and the ratings were anemic. First FOX and now NBC airs weekend Games of the Week and yet few people watch. What people do watch are the Olympics, which is hockey played at its best. The ratings for Olympic hockey, especially when the U.S. makes a deep run, are off the charts. But when the Olympics are over, there is virtually no carryover to the NHL. Of course, every 4 years I think that Ski Jumping will become our new national pastime, but not to be.

Goes without saying that the average NHL regular season game can't hold a candle to the Olympics. But the same holds true for any sport. And of the four major sports, even the hockey-shy media will acknowledge that the NHL playoffs are the best in the land. Every year, a decent number of games go into 2, 3 and even 4 overtimes...all of which are sudden death. Hell, most of regulation time is played as if it were sudden death.

So to any non hockey fan reading this, I issue this challenge. Turn on a playoff hockey game over the next 7 days and watch just one period. Just one. If that does not rope you in, then fine. You are a lost cause and clearly have no hope to contribute to humanity.

You know, the same humanity that would much rather watch cars driving in circles.

No Respect

As a semi-reborn Hockey Krishna, I was both saddened and amused by this video from The Onion:


NHL Star Called Up To Big Leagues To Play For NFL Team

Sport Report

Before I get to my random musings on sports, please check out The Stace's blog post today. Despite leaning toward the right and pretending not to give a rat's tush about the environment, I absolutely agree with Stacey and all the other treehuggers out there.

Some sports thoughts:

If you have not yet seen it, check out the video of the hockey fight (the first 53 seconds) from Canada's junior league that took place the other day. Patrick Roy, one of the greatest goaltenders ever to play the game and coach of his son's team, orders his boy (also a goaltender) to beat the hell out of the opposing goalie, who was not at all interested in fighting. I have to admit, I burst out laughing when I first saw it, (keep an eye out for another player taking out the ref around the 28 second mark) but in all seriousness, what the hell was Roy the Elder thinking? Predictably, he's now in a lot of hot water. Then again, when it comes to fighting, Roy Sr. knows a thing or two.

Early thoughts on the Red Sox: their pitching better improve. It's only 2 games, so it's silly to even think about being worried at this point, but Dice-K and Lester continue to battle control problems, leading to very high pitch counts, which in turn leads to short outings and overtaxing the bullpen. Bottom line - their are legitimate health concerns for much of the starting rotation and if the Sox are to have any chance of repeating, their hurlers need to stay healthy.

I was in New Jersey for business the other day and wouldn't you know it, I drove right by Giants Stadium. Of course, a giant Super Bowl champions banner is hanging on the side of the building. I made myself stare at it for as long as I could. Therapeutic really, in that it reminded me that although the Pats were the best team in the league last year, the Giants were by far the better team on the field in Arizona. They earned that banner, fair and square. As far as the offseason roster moves (or lack thereof), I continue to trust Belichick and Pioli. They've certainly earned it. Wouldn't surprise me at all if something big is coming down the Pike.

Celtics - Not an NBA fan, but what's not to like? They could very well win it all this year. Amazing turnaround and great to see Boston reinvigorated as a hoops town.

Bruins - Way back in the day, there was no bigger Bruins fan than me. Today, I haven't watched a full game in probably 3 years. This is what happens when ownership decides that profits at all costs are more important that fielding a competitive team.

Keep an eye on my alma mater, the mighty UMass Minutemen, who have advanced to the NIT semi-finals. Two more wins and we can call ourselves the 66th best team in the country. Presumably, there are no hookers involved this time around.

164 days until kickoff.